Assholes

Ever have those days where you are just ticking along, doing your own thing, and it seems like everyone is being an asshole to you. For me, today is that kind of day. I came into work half awake since I seemed to have caught Mike’s cold (two days before my freaking birthday!) and I just sat at my desk. I felt like I was in Office Space because I honestly felt like I must have zoned out for at least half an hour.

I asked my coworker a question about getting a copy of a trade publication we were working with, and my other coworker just snapped at me about something. I barely heard him so I asked him what he said.

He rattled off a half-assed “never mind.”

I was like ok.

Then he perceived to say, “You always snap at me when I tell you anything.”

I half laughed. I actually stated, “You have got to be joking me.”

Where the fuck did that come from? This whole scenario seemed to be playing all day. The waiter snapped at me for not being ready with my order for lunch. A lady cussed at me in the parking lot for almost hitting her when I was BACKING OUT and she tried to sniper in behind me. The lady at Golden Spoon was actually rude to me and I was buying the yogurt. What the people in the above scenarios don’t realize is it is TWO DAYS AWAY FROM MY GOLDEN BIRTHDAY. Nothing can ruin this fascinating mood I am in. Nothing.

Sorry it has been a while since I have posted. Nothing really interested has really happened to me lately. Well, I take that back. My life is jam packed with interesting; I am normally just too lazy/busy to blog about it. I want to change that. For you. Yes, you. Don’t look over your shoulder. I am talking to you.

I received pretty flowers from Whitey at work yesterday. They are gorgeous colorful roses. Good boyfriend. Always thinking about making me smile. Our Del Mar birthday extravaganza has 45 people that are willing to give up a whole day and almost $50 to celebrate my golden birthday at the horse race track. Gotta love them friends. Kisses to you all.

Tagged...

My girl, JillyO tagged me to participate in this little game where I have to reveal 8 random things about me. I feel like you guys know everything from my 100, but I will give it a shot. here goes!

1) I have olives. I don't even like anything with olives in it. I swear I can taste them from a mile away.

2) I peed my pants once in college. I was hanging out with two of my favorite girl friends in the world in their dorm room, and my friend Seth was in there with us. We were being way too loud due to the alcohol and we got in trouble a few times with the RA. She yelled that is she had to come back, we were all getting written up. She ended up coming back and Liz and I decided to try to hide and stuff ourselves in the closet. Problem was she could see into the window and realized we were hiding. I fell out laughing to hard I almost explored....and finally did. Totally great memory!

3) My parents got divorced my freshman year in college and I am not over it. It was because of adultery and I carry it into every relationship. For the first time in my life, I am trying my hardest not to bring it into my relationship with Whitey. It is really hard.

4) I once got out of going to jail by wearing a low cut, extremely low cut top. The judge couldn't stop starring. The reason I know I was able to dodge jail time is because two men with the same offense as me both got two weeks in jail. Classic women moment.

5) I read so many blogs everyday I swear I don't know why I don't get fired sometimes. I think the reason is because I am so great at getting a giant amount of work accomplished really quickly. I also always want to blog everyday but spend way too much time reading everyone else's blogs.

6) I sing at the top of my lungs when I am driving down the street. I have gotten caught on more than one occasion. I just laugh with them.

7) My friend talked me into peeing on a neighbors driveway when we were younger after he yelled at us. After I did it, I felt so guilty I told my parents. They made me apologize to the neighbor and tell them what I did. I never told anyone that Genevieve made me do it or was involved.

8) I wanted to be a Shamu whale trainer growing up. The first time I touched the ocean water I changed my mind. It was too cold!

I tag Lizzle for this fun game.